| Full Name: | Ronald Louis Porter |
| Birthday: | Yes |
| Musical training and history: | Played in school band in 6th grade. Started a band in 8th and I've been playing ever since. |
| What their "title" in the band is: | Depends on how bad I screw up. |
| Favorite Song that the band plays: | Any that Trudy sings. (then I don't have to) |
| Favorite song that the band doesn't play: | Whiter Shade of Pale |
| Dislikes: | Mean people and cantalope |
| Favorite Color: | Blue |
| Favorite Food: | Seafood |
| Hobbies: | Motorcycling, Sailing, Traveling |
| Day job: | Chillin' (I'm retired) |
| Weirdest thing they'll admit to the world: | I once followed a nun into the women's bathroom. |
| Strange/hidden talents: | The talent is still hidden |
| Nickname: | Mr. P |