| Full Name: | Gregory Darwin Stone if the web master ends up dead.... you know why |
| Birthday: | 7-10-47 |
| Musical training and history: | Oh my goodness lets see... I started 6 playing accordion and minored in music at Elmhurst |
| What their "title" in the band is: | Laughing... Designated Pessimist. Keyboardist |
| Favorite Song that the band plays: | Most fun is gimme three steps and roll with the changes |
| Favorite song that the band doesn't play: | Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker Suite |
| Dislikes: | ok. I dislike lists of Dislikes |
| Favorite Color: | Purple |
| Favorite Food: | His mother's Kapusta (sour Kraut of the special Polish type) |
| Hobbies: | I don't have time for hobbies, or wishing he had time for hobbies |
| Day job: | Watching Sommer |
| Weirdest thing they'll admit to the world: | he saw two (long pause) drunken Nuns on the Bellwood tracks... Koke saw it too but won't admit to it |
| Strange/hidden talents: | (None that I can repeat) He plays a mean "Penny Football" |
| Nickname: | Bozo |